{"id":594,"date":"2008-08-12T08:09:48","date_gmt":"2008-08-12T12:09:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/godandculture.wordpress.com\/?p=594"},"modified":"2008-08-12T08:09:48","modified_gmt":"2008-08-12T12:09:48","slug":"in-the-beginning-was-barack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.godandculture.com\/blog\/in-the-beginning-was-barack","title":{"rendered":"In the beginning was Barack&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.scriptoriumdaily.com\/2008\/08\/04\/good-news-according-to-obama-chapter-1-1-20\/\" target=\"_blank\">John Mark Reynolds at Scriptorium Daily has a parody of John 1 applied to Lord Barack, Messiah, Savior of the World<\/a>. Follow the link to read the whole thing, but it begins this way:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>1Way, way, way over two years ago, there were many words from Obama about Obama, two books full. And Obama was in the Senate and Obama was the Senator from Illinois. Obama was in the beginning of Obama\u2019s career, and though Obama did nothing in the Senate, Obama\u2019s career was the Senate career the world had been waiting to see.*<\/p>\n<p>2All good speeches were made by Obama, and without Obama no speech was made that was well made. 3In Obama was the Future of the Democrat Party, and the Party Future was the Light of Humankind, but one that was fluorescent and did not cause any warming to the cosmos.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>John Mark Reynolds at Scriptorium Daily has a parody of John 1 applied to Lord Barack, Messiah, Savior of the World. Follow the link to read the whole thing, but it begins this way: 1Way, way, way over two years &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.godandculture.com\/blog\/in-the-beginning-was-barack\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[19,404,221],"class_list":["post-594","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-barack-obama","tag-john-mark-reynolds","tag-parody"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.godandculture.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/594","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.godandculture.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.godandculture.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.godandculture.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.godandculture.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=594"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.godandculture.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/594\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.godandculture.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=594"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.godandculture.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=594"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.godandculture.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=594"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}